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The Life Expectancy Of A Television Comedian Is Proportional To The Total Amount Of Exposure On The Medium.
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The life expectancy of a television comedian is proportional to the
total amount of exposure on the medium.
Related:
Runabouts have the life expectancy of a redshirt.
Television is ruining your life.
Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
-- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...
The amount of flak on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.
The amount of litter in the street is proportional to the local rate of unemployment.
-- David Lloyd-Jone...
The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
-- Sweeney's Law...
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
