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• Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies & to the john.
• Programming is an unnatural act.
• Running from the Turing Police.
• Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act ii, Sc. 1...
• The only unnatural sexual act is the one that which you cannot perform.
  -- Dr. Alfred Charles Kinsey...
• Lench Mob, running from devil...
• My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I put my finger in the faucet.
  -- Ron Smith...
• The government that can protect you from your enemies can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you.
  -- Harry Browne...