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Ryan Tucker, who is high and dry. Basement & Tap.
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Hello? Tap tap tap... Is this thing on?
People who live in glass houses should bathe in the basement.
People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.
You know about Escher, right? He's the artist who said, "I think it's in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check".
You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
-- Soupy Sale...
And the men who hold high places...
Poetry and Power Tools, High Jumping and Low Ceilings, Wet Paint and Dry Cleaning, Power Lifting and Ice Skating.
-- Things that don't go togethe...
Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...
Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!