Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay
_the gas_ bill? I mean, what would your Grandma say?
Marge: I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap
water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.
Homer: That is so true.
-- Dry underwears: this century's greatest achievement,
"Homer's Phobia"
