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Any College That Would Take Your Son He Should Be Too Proud To Go To.
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Any college that would take your son he should be too proud to go to.
- Erma Bombeck
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when
he comes home from work.
-- Dr. William H. Masters
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When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
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A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
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Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
-- Proverbs 22:6...