SAC Missile Control. Good Day Mr. President. We Are Presently Holding At T Minus 2 Minutes Into The First Strike Countdown.

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"SAC Missile Control. Good day Mr. President.
We are presently holding at T minus 2 minutes
into the first strike countdown. To authorize
resumption and launch, merely hang up without
leaving a message.
<pregnant pause>
On the other hand, if you do not wish to destroy
the world, or merely wanted to speak to <your name>,
leave your message after the beep."

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