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• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
  [unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
• May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door. -- George Carli