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SAMURAI Historically, A Japanese Military Retainer.
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SAMURAI
Historically, a Japanese military retainer. Now the attracter of an
abnormal amount of attention from young teenage boys, action film
producers, and others stuck in their puberty.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
New toxic, ozone-depleting, environment un-friendly **FLAVOURED AIR** Now available from Nippon-Murdoch Pty Ltd -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
SEA Where fish fingers come from. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
HAREOKE Japanese tradition. The practice of singing a song very badly in front of lots of people, then killing yourself out of embarrassment.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
USHER Formerly a person who would escort the audiences to their sea
cinema ushers are now relegated to clearing out the snogging teenagers in the back-row who haven't realised the film has ended....