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  Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• There's not enough sax and violins on television.
• If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
• Cowboys handle anything horny.
• if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk()
• Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....