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  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
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  ] Last night we were watching MTV when they ran an ad for an upcoming show called "Paul McCartney Unplugged....
• Cool Hand Luke What we have here is a failure to communicate. --Strother Marti
• Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.
  -- Paul Krassne...
• I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
• Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
  Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures....
• Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend
  I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray....
• Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
  As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er -- [laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow!...
• DJ: Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there _is_ no news yet.
  Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds....