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• Scientific research has, at lon last, produced something to measure the degree of female sexual arousal.
  It's called clitmus paper....
• it has Intel Inside
• The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. -- Dave Barry
• The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war .
  . . -- Aristophane...
• LON: a large feline. "The lon is the king of the jungle!" -- Texan Dictionary
• How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore
• A fool has no business inside a balloon. -- Herb Sarge