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How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore
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Cut the Grass!: Moses Law
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe. -- Old Russian saying
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How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
-- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.