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Science Is Not A Sacred Cow. Science Is A Horse.
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Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.
-- Aubrey Eben
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Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law" is something sacred, or at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.
Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
-- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
Equinox - Cross between a horse and a cow.
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
As a matter of fact it IS rocket science.
A stagnant science is at a standstill.
Astrology is a disease, not a science.