When You Next Look At A Cow Eating Some Grass, Pause A Little Longer And Recall That Science Has Not Yet Come Up With A Good Response As To How Grass Is Turned Into Milk.

When You Next Look At A Cow Eating Some Grass, Pause A Little Longer And Recall That Science Has Not Yet Come Up With A Good Response As To How Grass Is Turned Into Milk.

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When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and
recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how
grass is turned into milk.

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