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• How come he didn't put `I think' at the end of it? -- James P. Hoga
• I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
  Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?...
• In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
  and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
• The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool.
  So you have to be very careful about that. After you've not fooled yourself, it's easy not to fool other scientists....
• If nuclear, therefore it must be bad; Denounce such power with a protest squeal.
  The scientists made it (surely they're all mad), It's better not to think and just to feel....
• Scientists say the only things which will survive a nuclear war are rats and cockroaches.
  Therefore, if a war starts... GET YOUR ASS UNDER THE FRIDGE!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• To rebel against a powerful political, economic, religious, or social estab- lishment is very dangerous and very few people do it, except, perhaps, as part of a mob.
  To rebel against the scientific establishment, however, is the easiest thing in the world, and anyone can do it and feel enormously brave, without risking as much as a hangnail....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....