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I Think The Easiest Job In The World Has To Be Coroner.
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I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead
people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong,
maybe you'd get a pulse.
-- Dennis Miller
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines.
The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be....
If you get to 35 and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
-- Dennis Mille...
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Mille...
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller....
Since he's been in the White House, President Reagan has gotten two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, prostate surgery, and he's been shot.
And we, the American People, should always remember these things....
To be frank, I find these people anything but deep.
I was in Birmingham, Alabama, working in a small comedy club called I Don't Get It....
I'm very insecure--I get depressed when I find out the people I hate don't like me.
I'm kind of paranoid too. I often think the car in front of me is following me the long way around....