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Scientists discover life causes cancer.
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Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
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Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-- Pardo's First Postulate Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats....
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
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This tagline causes cancer take it, I dare you!
Watching Oprah causes cancer. Next on Donahue.