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Anything Good In Life Is Either Illegal, Immoral, Or Fattening.
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Stefan Posthuma
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
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Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-- Pardo's First Postulate Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats....
Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Pardo's Postulates 1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman....
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollco
Scientists discover life causes cancer.