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• We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks, Igor.
• How can we have any new ideas or fresh outlooks when 90% of all the scientists who have ever lived have still not died?
  -- A. L. Mackay...
• Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
• Great things can be reduced to small things, and small things can be reduced to nothing.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• Scientists tell us that the earth will fall into the sun within 400 billion years.
  What can we, as citizens, do?...
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.