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• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.
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• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• The number of taxis at an airport is inversely proportional to the number of flights arriving.
  -- The Third Law Of Air Travel...
• The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants and the time spent on deliberations.
  -- Old and Kahn's Law...
• The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
  -- Edington's Theory...
• The number of letters written to the editor is inversely proportional to the importance of the article.
  -- Robert L. Marcu...
• The number of minor illnesses among the employees is inversely proportional to the health of the organisation.
  -- Johnson's Law...