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• SCORPIO (Oct.24 - Nov.21) You will receive word today that you are eligible to win a million dollars in prizes.
  It will be from a magazine trying to get you to subscribe, and you're just dumb enough to think you've got a chance to win....
• Never argue with a Scorpio--even if you win, you lose
• SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
  You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
• Well, you win some, you lose some. But, we still got 24 Cups!
• You can't win.
• You must be present to win.