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• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• The landlady and Tam grew gracious Wi' favours secret, sweet, and precious.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
• Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
  Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Contented wi' little, and cantie wi' mair. -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Contented wi' Little
• That hour, o' night's black arch the keystane. -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante
• Liberty 's in every blow! Let us do or die. -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Bannockbu
• Man's life is like unto a winter's day,-- Some break their fast and so depart away
  Others stay dinner, then depart full fed; The longest age but sups and goes to bed....
• RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - Honk if you're Scots.