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• Helen: That's crazy! And _what_ are those men doing under my van?
  [the men flee the van] Wiggum: Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
  Lenny: [gasps] Here? Our plant? Homer: That's right, Lenny....
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
  Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
  [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....
• Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
  Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...