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• As promised, she's all yours, sir. All systems automated and ready.
  A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. -- Scotty, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210....
• Picard: "Well, bon voyage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir.
  For everything." Data: "Mister Scott." Troi: "Good-bye....
• Kirk: "Damage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Admiral, I've got to take the mains off the line.
  It's ra...diation." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Spock: "Ahh, Mister Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive.
  How much time do you require for repair?" Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody things....
• Sulu: "She's supposed to have transwarp drive." Sco
  Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!" -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3...
• Kirk: "Well, Mister Scott, are your cadets capable of handling a minor training cruise?
  Scott: "Give the word, Admiral." Kirk: "Mister Scott, the word is given....
• Kirk: "How many fingers am I holding up?" McCoy: "That's not funny.
  -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3...
• McCoy: "I choose the danger." [To Kirk] "Hell of a time to ask!
  -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3...
• Kirk: "That's what you get for missing staff meetings." -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3