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As promised, she's all yours, sir. All systems automated and ready. A
chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.
-- Scotty, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
Related:
Scott: "A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.
Kirk: "Thank you, Mister Scott, I'll try not to take that personally....
Kirk: "Kirk to Spock, it's two hours, are you ready?
Spock: "Right on schedule, Admiral. Just give us your coordinates and we'll beam you aboard....
You're taking me to the promised land?" What are friends for?
-- McCoy and Kirk, "ST III: The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3...
Where's the damn anti-matter inducer? This? No, *this.
* That or nothing. -- Scotty & Chekov, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3...
Spock: "The lieutenant was the first Vulcan to graduate at the top of her class at the Academy.
Kirk: "You must be very proud." Valeris: "I don't believe so, sir....
I'd like it all automated.
Chekov: "Now we go to Starfleet!" Spock: "Now we expand our search to include uniforms.
Chekov: "All uniforms?" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
They gave her back to me, Scotty. I doubt if it was *that* easy with Nogura, sir!
-- Kirk and Scotty, "ST: The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld Doctor. That green-blooded sonuvabitch!
It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!...