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Scott: "I Beamed The Whole Kit And Kaboodle Over To The Klingons' Engine Room.
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Scott: "I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle over to the Klingons'
engine room...
where they'll be no tribble at all."
-- "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6.
Related:
Kirk: "Did you find the Engine Room?" Scott: "Right where I left it, sir.
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
Preston: "I believe you'll find everything ship-shape, Admiral.
Kirk: "Oh do you? Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mister Scott on the com telling me his troubles?...
Scott: "He called you a tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of Godhood!
Kirk: "And *that's* when you hit him!" Scott: "Ah, no, sir....
Kirk: "Well, shall we start with the Engine Room?" Sco
We'll see you there, and everything is in order." Kirk...
Kirk: "On the contrary, sir...it is *you* I take lightly.
-- "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6....
Kirk: "Scotty, you're confined to quarters." Sco
Yes, sir. *Thank you*, sir! That'll give me a chance to catch up on me technical journals!...
* * * <- Tribbles .*/ <- Sergeant tribble
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock." Kirk: "Yes, Spock.
Spock: "Engine Room reports auxilliary power restored....