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Scott: "You're Not Quite, Uh, *human*, Are You?" Data
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Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?"
Data: "No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data."
Scott: "Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders."
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknown
Related:
Picard: "Well, bon voyage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir.
For everything." Data: "Mister Scott." Troi: "Good-bye....
Scott: "What is it?" Data: "It is-- Hm! It is-- It is *green*." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship.
Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters....
Data: "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of synthehol.
Scott: "'S-synthehol'?" Data: "Yes, sir. It is an alcohol-substitute now being served aboard starships....
Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere.
And that they went *in* right through the hatch....
Scott: "Ah, thank you, lad." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
Data: "I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow