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Sculptor: A Poor Unfortunate Who Makes Faces And Busts.
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Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
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An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow. -- Edwin Booth
Grind the faces of the poor. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah iii, 15
Moving along a dimly light street, a man I know was suddenly approached by a stranger who had slipped from the shadows nearby.
"Please, sir," pleaded the stranger, "would you be so kind as to help a poor unfortunate fellow who is hungry and can't find work?...
You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
-- Soupy Sale...
Hear about... the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife?
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
When a piece gets difficult, makes faces. -- Arthur Schnabel (to Vladimir Horowitz)
Policemen like big busts.
Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes.