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• Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge!
• Have the boy sent to the bridge. -- Picard
• Picard to bridge, where am I?
• This is my security chief, Lt. Worf. I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
  -- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• Security to the bridge! Commander Data is being formatted!
• I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr.
  Arridor. We'll need chairs. I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these proceedings....
• Bridge players try to get a rubber.
• Welcome to the bridge, Mr. LaForge. -- Picard, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
• If you're not a hemmoroid get off my ass!