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Seen on a commercial for Mennen deodorant:
"Gives 110% protection!"
Does this mean that it sucks moisture out of the atmosphere
and stuffs it into your arpits?
Related:
If space is a vacuum, does that mean the Universe sucks?
Life sucks, but does it swallow?
Sanitized for your protection.
Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?
Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?
-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US...
Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?
-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US...
You have to go out there and give it 110% in the ninetieth minute.
Censorship sucks///// is for your own good