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• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!
  } Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Homer: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit!
  I'm the smartest businessman in the world....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I really think this is a bad idea. Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory.
  In theory, communism works. In theory....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...