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See Ya Later Alligator! After Awhile Crocodile!
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See ya later alligator! After awhile crocodile!
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ALLIGATOR, n. The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.
Herodotus says the Indus is, with one exception, the only river that produces crocodiles, but they appear to have gone West and grown up with the other rivers....
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman.
After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us....
See ya in the chronostream, Time Jockey!
See you later.
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against....
What's the problem with the Chinese water torture? An hour later, it doesn't bother ya anymore.
As cute as a baby alligator!
Save an alligator; shoot a preppie.