Related:

• Morton Downy Show: An extended program to accommodate the filthy language marathon currently in progress.
• A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. -- Paul Simo
• And the people bowed and prayed, to the neon Gods they'd made. Paul Simo
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personalities.
• The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked up into a jet engine." -- Simon & Simo
• Intrapersonal. -- Senator Dan Quayle describing his relationship with Bush on the campaign trail in Irvine, California.
  (reported in the NY Times, 8/28/88)...
• Faith is an island in the setting sun But proof, yes proof is the bottom line for everyone.
  -- Paul Simo...