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Sense switches and data switches should only be used as warm furry buttons:
they don't do anything but when you push them they push back, and make you feel
loved, i.e. for selective printing and tracing in debug.
Related:
Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
To do anything worthwhile you have to push limits.
I find push buttons very depressing......
You no push button I push button Baby Plucky.
People who push both buttons should get their wish.
Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now.
If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now....
You can't push on a string.
Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra Rike