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• Last week I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age.
  She locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign....
• Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. -- Pope John XXIII, 1978
• Old friends are like old wine. They sour with age. -- The Great Gildersleeve (Harold Peary)
• Age is important only in dead fish and good wine.
• Wine, women and cheese ALL improve with age...
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
  But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• No sex is better than bad sex.
• The more specific the name, the better the wine. -- Frank Schoonmake
• Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
  but there's nothing quite like it......