Last week I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She
locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign.
Together we make mud.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man.
Home The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd are, and the
wife has a thing for me, but she hides it behind a mask of low-
key hostility -- but we've gotta give this thing a chance!...