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Shaving Is A Human Art Form, Data. Technological Perfection Can Shave Too Close.
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Shaving is a human art form, Data. Technological perfection can shave
too close.
-- Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
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Most interesting, could this be human joke number 663?
Negative, Data. That's a Captain's order. -- Data and Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
-- Data to Geordi, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir? Breaks my heart.
-- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
What happened to all the people? War? Disease? A dissatisfied customer?
-- Troi, Worf, Data, and Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2...
Data, how can you be programmed as a virtual encyclopedia of human information and not know a simple word like snoop?
Possibility: A kind of human behavior I was not designed to emulate....
Holy Razor blades, Batman! That was a close shave!
Data: "You are a challenging opponent, Counselor." Troi
Thanks. But don't think a compliment's going to get you out of our bet....
Art is the creation of forms symbolic of human feeling. -- Susanne Langer, Feeling and Form
If you can read this, you're too close.