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Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir?
Breaks my heart.
-- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
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Yankee traders, I like the sound of that. Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like Uncle Sam.
-- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
And they shamelessly clothe their females. Inviting others to unclothe them.
The very depth of perversion. -- Ferengi to Portal, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
What do you make of these? Crystalline, mostly inert, nothing to write home about.
-- Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
Merde. -- Picard, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional empass.
I am stuck. -- Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
I say fight, sir. There's nothing shameful in falling to a superior enemy.
And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either....
You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
-- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
Data: "There is another possibility. Perhaps my origin is unique.
In that case I am alone." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
Let's hope they find you as tasty as they did their last associates.
-- Riker to Groppler Zorn about the Ferengi, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...