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• If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
• Nose / the wax out of her ears.
• The blush is nature's alarm at the approach of sin and her testimony to the dignity of virtue.
  -- Fulle...
• Fire a warning shot across her nose..
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding.
  That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters....
• Carefull you idiot! I said across her nose, not UP it!
• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?