I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was
kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
--Susie Loucks
I can remember her just as if it were yesterday ... Our first meeting. It
was in the park. She coyly dropped her handkerchief. And as I picked it up,
she was embarrassed. Her nose was still in it.
-- Jackie Gleason
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was sof her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how but I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once - the white stuff came
At last it's finished, it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow....