I Was Out On A Date Recently And The Guy Took Me Horseback Riding.

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I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was
kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
--Susie Loucks

I can remember her just as if it were yesterday ... Our first meeting. It
was in the park. She coyly dropped her handkerchief. And as I picked it up,
she was embarrassed. Her nose was still in it.
-- Jackie Gleason

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