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• When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doo
  and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else. -- Joseph Campbell...
• Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
  [removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• Krusty: But I love that plane! I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin.
  One time we were flyin' in it, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie!...
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo