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• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
  -- Jules Renard...
• Sabina proceeded with her melancholy musings: What if she had a man who ordered her about?
  A man who wanted to master her? How long would she put up with him?...
• She was so fat that if you fly around her you lose a day...
• Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
• She should not follow her whims. She must attend within to the food.
  Perseverance brings good fortune....
• POLISH FLY: You put it in her drink and she begs you to take her bowling.