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She Could Have Had As Fulfilling A Life As Any Woman.
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She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. If only... if only.
-- Kirk, "Turnabout Intruder," stardate 5923.5.
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Youth doesn't excuse everything. -- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder", stardate 5928.
5....
There's only one kind of woman.... Or man, for that matter.
You either believe in yourself or you don't. -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330....
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
-- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9....
A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice.
-- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5....
A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
-- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him.
Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay your generosity of spirit by suing you for causing his subsequent paraplegia and seek to force you to support him for the rest of his rotten life....
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....