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• God bless... God damn." ~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961
• A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties.
  He should insult her in the privacy of the home. -- James Thurbe...
• Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
  -- James Thurbe...
• He who hesitates is sometimes saved. -- James Thurber, write
• Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in hea
  for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name" 1961...
• A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch. -- James Beard
• I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.