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• A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
• She developed a persistent troubled frown which gave her the expression of someone who is trying to repair a watch with his gloves on.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961)...
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• Picasso: It f%*king looks just like her -- Famous people swearing...
• Lowbrow, n. The kind of person who looks at Picasso and thinks of baloney. -- Leonard L. Levinso
• A liberal: someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do. -- James Baldwi
• Hippy: a guy who looks like a jill and smells like a john.
• Boy Hippie: a guy who looks like a Jill and smells like a john.
• A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be. -- James Barrie