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She Has An Alarm Clock And A Phone That Don't Ring - They Applaud.
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She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
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She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
Your phone will ring.
