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Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
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An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?
asked the boss. "Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this morning....
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
You got an alarm clock in there, sir?" "No! No, heavens, no, no.
. Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off....
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.