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• She can wade in a drop of dew. She don't come and I don't follow, .
  .waits backstage while I sing to you. -- The Grateful Dead...
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• Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
• If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
• Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
• Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
• Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!