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• Splice me timbers, Sir Walter, it's bucko to see you, old matey!
  ! ...I'm sorry? She says 'Hello'. -- Queenie, Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
• Immature love says: "I love you because I need you.
  Mature love says "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm...
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• Will she still love you tomorrow?
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• You say hello, I say good riddance.
• Bart: But, what's with the glowing? Burns: Um, I'll field that question.
  A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow....
• Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.