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Splice Me Timbers, Sir Walter, It's Bucko To See You, Old Matey!
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Splice me timbers, Sir Walter, it's bucko to see you, old matey!!
...I'm sorry?
She says 'Hello'.
-- Queenie, Raleigh and Edmund : Potato
Related:
To you it's a potato. To _me_ it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh.
..it's country estate, fine carriages, and as many girls as his tongue can cope with....
If she seem not chaste to me, What care I how chaste she be?
-- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem...
If she undervalue me, What care I how fair she be? -- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem
Goodbye, Blackadder. I'd say 'Bon Voyage', but there's no point.
You'll be dead in three months. ...I love you, Walter....
Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay.
-- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Verses to Edmund Spense...
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
[splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can....
She says hello, you fool, I love you.
When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....